The other day, I was trying to figure out what to write for my next blog. It came to me when I noticed some hockey teams have players who bring a negative influence to the team.
Oddly enough, these players are on the teams that are presently struggling. It is an interesting phenomenon that warrants further research. Maybe there is something to this, because it sure seems strange that every struggling team has one of these players on its roster.
So I thought I would list these players and their characteristics. Then maybe you can help me determine if there is more to this than meets the eye. I really hope you can help me.
The Comfort Zone Goalie
This guy is a goalie. He seems too easily distracted, having to hack all the players who stand in front of his net or in his goal crease. This seems to cause all sorts of distress to his teammates. His defensemen seem to think his attention needs to be somewhere else. Something about being in his net. So what’s up with that? Don’t the defensemen know that you have to clear the crease?
The Floating Winger
This forward seems to be a very delicate hockey player. He is making it all the other players’ jobs to get him the puck. What are they, crazy? Expecting a player actually to go into the corners to get the puck? He seems to think he has only one job: floating. It’s where he stands in one spot and expects everyone to bring him the puck.
His teammates seem to think that he should do other players’ jobs, too. They actually want him to get the puck? What happens if his floating spot gets taken? It would be very uncomfortable for him to occupy another floating position in the rink.
The Center of the Universe
This player is usually on the same line as Not in My Job Description. These two players seem to clash, often resulting in yelling at the bench. He seems to know every play revolves around him. He is baffled that his teammates do not get this. They seem to think maybe he should pass the puck once in a while. The nerve of them — they actually expect him to share the spotlight. Blasphemy! Never will there be anyone as good as him!






